(via “HOW I BROKE MY BODY”)
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
(Source: thordoftherings)
Tracks
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(Source: ohmycrisscolfer)
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
(Source: bbqringolos)
(Source: my--teen--quote)
(Source: nicespins)
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
